Count the lines, not the listing.

Landlording, minus the spreadsheet dread.

Ledger Lane is Penny the Penguin’s little workshop of landlord tools: free calculators that run the numbers in seconds, printable kits that keep every tenant file tidy, and guides that answer the 2 a.m. questions. No accounts, no fluff — just the lines that matter.

The 20-second vacancy check

Every empty week quietly eats rent. Peek at what vacancy really costs you each year — then run the full checkup next door.

$1,440 / year

That’s about $120 a month drifting away while a unit sits empty.

Every shelf in the shop

One penguin, many workbenches. Everything below is live unless it says otherwise — and the “soon” shelves are honestly labelled, because dead links are worse than no links.

Live · Free

Free Landlord Calculators

Eight browser-only calculators — cash flow & cash-on-cash, cap rate, rent increases, vacancy loss, late fees, deposit deductions, tenant screening and HELOC vs cash-out. Your numbers never leave your browser.

Open the calculators →
$39 one-time

Ledger Lane Pro

The deal-question upgrade: a refinance break-even analyzer, a BRRRR analyzer, a 5-year rent-vs-hold projection, and CSV/PDF reports for all eleven tools. One payment, lifetime unlock, no subscription.

Get Ledger Lane Pro →
Live · Payhip

Spreadsheet Shop — Payhip

Plug-and-play workbooks: rental cash-flow, renovation budget and HELOC payoff planners, plus a premium workbook that ties them together. Formulas do the arithmetic; you make the decisions.

Best value: the 4-workbook bundle, $49 Browse the spreadsheets →
Live · Free

Potomac Family Guides

Penny’s hometown field notes for Potomac, Maryland families: the best parks, birthday-party venues that don’t require a second mortgage, and camp-registration timelines that sneak up on everyone.

Read the guides →
Coming soon

Sleep Stories Channel

Original cozy sleep stories with a warm storyteller voice and slow, pretty visuals that melt into hours of fireplace and rain. The microphone is warming up — first stories are in production now.

Watch this shelf — no link yet, on purpose.
In Amazon review

The Landlord Workbook — KDP

The paper companion: a printed workbook for applications, screening logs, rent and deposit ledgers, renewals and year-end reviews. Volume 1 is in Amazon’s review queue; Volume 2 is right behind it.

The buy link lands here the day Amazon approves it.
Opening soon

B2B Deal Toolkits — Lemon Squeezy

For sales engineers and deal teams: the MEDDPICC Deal Control Pack and the CPQ/CLM Presales Pack, with team licences. The store is built and stocked — it opens the day Lemon Squeezy finishes its review.

Individual $49–$129 · Team licences to $349.
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Penny, in your feed

Penny counts other people’s deal lines so you don’t have to: one short, slightly-too-honest money video a day across YouTube, Instagram and TikTok.

YouTube · Instagram · TikTok Watch the latest Short →

Get the free Move-In Checklist

Penny’s 14-point starter checklist — the walk-through we run before any tenant gets keys. Print it, clip it to a clipboard, look extremely official.

Download the checklist (PDF)

Free forever. Print as many copies as your rentals need.

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